| Date | Hare | Scribe |
|---|---|---|
| 23 Feb 2025 | Viv & John | Le Chat |
Jeremy: Hi Le Chat, please write an exciting adventure story about our hash from The Rose & Crown in Ashbury, featuring Viv and John as the hares, Kevin as the Grand Old Master, and Kathy as a walker.
Le Chat: Sure Jeremy! Here’s an exciting adventure story ….
In the charming village of Ashbury, nestled amidst the rolling hills of the English countryside, the local Hash House Harriers were gathering at The Rose & Crown, a quintessential British pub known for its warm hospitality and excellent ales. Today’s hash promised to be an unforgettable adventure, with Viv and John as the hares, Kevin as the Grand Old Master, and a lively group of hashers ready to explore the picturesque surroundings.
Among the hashers was Kathy, a seasoned walker who enjoyed the social aspect of hashing and the opportunity to explore new trails at her own pace. She was joined by Emily, a young journalist who had recently moved to Ashbury and was eager to experience her first hash. The group was a mix of runners, joggers, and walkers, all united by their love for adventure and camaraderie.
Viv and John, the hares, had spent the morning meticulously laying a trail that promised to be both challenging and scenic. The trail was marked with flour and shredded paper, leading through the rolling hills, dense forests, and babbling brooks that surrounded Ashbury. As the group set off, Kevin, the Grand Old Master, gave a rousing speech to get everyone in the spirit of the hash.
The trail began in the heart of the village, winding through narrow lanes and past charming cottages. The hashers followed the marks, shouting “On-On!” when they found the correct trail and “On-Back!” when they hit a dead end. The false trails added an element of surprise and confusion, keeping everyone on their toes.
As they ventured further from the village, the trail led them into a dense forest. The air was cool and damp, and the sound of birdsong filled the air. Kathy, walking at a steady pace, marveled at the beauty of the forest, taking in the sights and sounds around her. Emily, running ahead with the faster hashers, felt a sense of exhilaration as she navigated the twists and turns of the trail.
The trail became more challenging as they ventured deeper into the woods. The hashers had to navigate through thick underbrush, cross babbling brooks, and even climb over fallen trees. The marks left by the hares were sometimes hard to spot, but the group worked together, helping each other find the way.
At one point, the trail led them to a hidden meadow, where a group of local children was playing a game of tag. The hashers joined in for a quick game, laughing and cheering each other on. It was a spontaneous moment of fun that brought the group even closer together.
After the game, the group continued on the trail, their spirits lifted by the unexpected encounter. The trail led them to a steep hill, and the hashers began the ascent, their breaths coming in short gasps as they climbed higher and higher. The view from the top was breathtaking, with the village and surrounding countryside spread out before them like a patchwork quilt.
As the day wore on, the trail led the group back towards the village. They emerged from the forest, their clothes damp with sweat and their faces flushed with excitement. The final stretch of the trail led them to The Rose & Crown, where a tub of iced-down beer awaited them. The hashers gathered in a circle for the “Down-Downs,” a ceremonial drinking of beer to celebrate the day’s run.
Kathy was called into the circle to share her experience as a walker, and she spoke about the beauty of the trail and the joy of exploring it at her own pace. Emily was also called into the circle to introduce herself and was warmly welcomed with a chorus of cheers and a splash of beer. She felt a sense of belonging and realized that the Hash House Harriers was more than just a running club; it was a community of people who loved to run, explore, and have fun together.
As the sun began to set, the hashers headed into The Rose & Crown for the “On-After,” a social gathering to enjoy food, drinks, and more stories. Kathy and Emily sat with their new friends, listening to tales of past hash adventures and laughing at the day’s antics. They felt a sense of camaraderie and knew that they had found a group of people who shared their love for adventure and discovery.
From that day forward, Kathy and Emily became regulars at the Ashbury Hash House Harriers runs. They looked forward to the weekly adventures, the camaraderie, and the unexpected twists and turns that made each run unique. The Hash House Harriers had become a part of their lives, a reminder that sometimes the best adventures are the ones you stumble upon with a group of friends, a sense of humor, and a willingness to embrace the unexpected.
Above is exactly as written by Le Chat, a free French AI app that is available for both Apple and Android phones – not a word has been changed. And the hash was just as written ….. or possibly not.